What does one do when a small unimpressed cephalopod makes a nest in your freshly brewed cup of tea?

Hieronymus Jones was a strange boy, with a very peculiar kind of mind. If he was not the smartest thing on the planet, he was a very close second. He had secrets, dark and deadly, wonderful and pure. Secrets of hidden worlds and lost civilizations that were not entirely human. Secrets of magic.

When Hieronymus Jones saw Gertrude Green for the first time, he sat up a little straighter in his chair. Impossibly red hair and perfect green eyes. She too, had secrets. Together, they would discover a connection to each other, far deeper than either could have imagined. A connection that just might save the world.

Tea-dwelling cephalopods, mysterious pendants, and school bullies are one thing, but the army of maliciously malformed unpleasantness threatening to tear the two young friends apart is quite another, and simply unacceptable. Why must the universe be so abhorrently averse to Hieronymus and Gertrude hiding away in the bell tower, sharing their lunch in peace, and pretending that what they feel is only friendship?

The first book in the ongoing urban fantasy romance series, awash with bleeding-edge technology, first love, humor, and hideous tentacle-laden, Lovecraftian nightmares, that are coming to kill the world.

Start reading today to lose yourself in Hiero and Gerty’s world